Virgin

Morning
Hi buddies. Ready for a mega-exciting super-hot literally unbelievably good MNF? Then you’ve come to the wrong place. HAHA. Let’s go. Right now I was supposed to be sitting up the front of Aiirbus A340, being tucked in by a gorgeous Virgin Air Stewadess, but Kerry Contona decides to open the wrong fridge door at Iceland and doom ensues. Now normally I’d be really upset not having my flat bed flight to LA but the mighty Spurs beating the Arse & Chelski in the same week has completely softned the blow. Not only that I get to perform on the biggest football stage this side of the A406 - failing a mass of Volcanic Ash getting stuck in Shimon Dewogfrauds throat causing him to play crap and moan like Drogba at the start of the second half (what a girl) at tonights MNF


Teams below and spare a thought for those MNFers that are stuck in Arkley, Mill Hill and Italy!
Lights

1. Jason
2. Silver
3. Defraud
4. Singer
5. Cooper
6. Damon
7. Rat
8. Need One More

Darks

9. Dan Reese
10. Baum
11. Dave Jones
12. Didge
13. Warren
14. Maxter
15. Gotts
16. Gink